My high school "sweetheart" Kagney Linn Karter did right by me last night, and she's back for another round tonight. This time she's brought a friend, as I requested - fellow porn star Romi Rain. The two will be my employees tonight - figuratively and somewhat literally - and have been charged with being pleasure assistants. Romi is a new hire and will do exactly as Kagney says, per my instructions. If I want my balls sucked on, Kagney's going to make sure it happens. If I want my asshole eaten, Kagney's going to bury Romi's face in my butt. We'll see how the day at the office goes.